Schotty is called to a writer's apartment on an assignment. His aunt died in an ominous explosion. Less concerned with his aunt's death than with his writing crisis, the writer feels disturbed by Schottys work. As Schotty walks out of work in protest, the writer discovers the crime scene cleaner as a source of inspiration. Schotty doesn't find it funny at all that Schotty's sausage sandwich soon plays a bigger role than he does himself.